This is just a little something to say thanks for coming along for the ride.

Please don’t share any of the files from the gift pack, they’re for subscriber eyes only.

Instead, if you know someone that would also love what we’re doing, why not get them subscribed too? Why not tell them there’s a membership fee – but you can get them a cheaper price if they buy through you? And once they’re in, why not get them to do the same thing to their friends?

Deep inside the SLUMPS Grand Lodge we’ll mingle at the adrenochrome punch bowl and all have a big laugh together about scamming our friends MLM-style. Oh, how we’ll laugh.